DAY OF THE CORPORATE BARD

1a. DAY OF THE CORPORATE BARD:

1b. Mention Date: April 8, 2024, 10:00 AM IST

1c. The day begins with 5P theme: Positivity, Peace, Patience, Prayer, Priorities. General poems carry this theme with worldwide news headlines.

1d. Witty, humorous, self-deprecating 4-liner poems on today’s geopolitical headlines:

  • Leaders spar in a diplomatic dance, Each seeking power, taking a chance. But amidst the fray, We laugh and say, “Politics, oh what a trance!”

  • Nations clash, tensions high, But we’ll just shrug and sigh. For in this grand charade, We find humor, not afraid, To laugh as empires vie.

  • In corridors of power, they scheme, Aiming high, chasing a dream. But in this game of thrones, We’ll throw some verbal stones, And smile, for life’s but a stream.

  1. Three witty, satirical, apolitical limericks on today’s general news topics:
  • There once was a chef from Delhi, Whose dishes were quite belly, But his spice and flair, Made patrons swear, “It’s food fit for a Maharaja’s telly!”

  • A farmer in a distant village, Tended crops with hands of courage. Despite drought and strife, He bet his life, On soil that he could tillage.

  • A banker from the city’s heart, Dealt with numbers, quite the art. But amidst the finance game, He found fame, In charity, playing his part.

  1. Title: “Whimsical Tales”

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  4. Original story:

In a quaint village nestled amidst the lush greenery of Kerala, there lived a young man named Arjun. Arjun was known for his infectious laughter and positive outlook on life. Despite facing challenges, he always found a reason to smile.

One day, while wandering through the village, Arjun stumbled upon an ancient book of tales. The book was filled with stories of bravery, resilience, and humor. Intrigued, Arjun began to read.

As he flipped through the pages, he found himself drawn into a world of whimsy and wonder. Each story was a testament to the human spirit, showcasing the power of laughter in the face of adversity.

Inspired by the tales, Arjun set out to spread joy and positivity throughout the village. With a twinkle in his eye and a spring in his step, he regaled his neighbors with humorous anecdotes and uplifting tales.

And soon, the village came alive with laughter and merriment. People from far and wide came to hear Arjun’s stories, finding solace and inspiration in his words.

As the days turned into weeks and weeks into months, Arjun’s reputation spread far and wide. His laughter became a beacon of hope in a world filled with darkness.

And so, dear readers, remember the tale of Arjun, the jovial young man from Kerala, and let his story remind you that no matter how tough life gets, there’s always a reason to smile.

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